So the other night I was looking for internships online when someone sends me a link. Being a reasonable man, I think to myself “hey you idiot” and I click on the link. Approximate time: 2:25AM. Fast forward 30 minutes later… it has loaded about halfway and has done nothing for the past 25 minutes. [...]

The semi-large snowstorm we just had provided all us college students a chance to do what we do best: be lazy as crap. In the tradition of excellence that is the epitome of being an apathetic 20 year old, I was lying on the couch trying to lower my breathing rate so I could achieve [...]

Have you ever been out with friends, like at a party, a club or a movie, and thought everything was fine for the whole night, only to find out later that some messed up junks went down? Like, mad stupid stuff that happened that you had no idea about? Allow me to explain.
About a month [...]

There is an elementary school near where I live, which I pass every day when I go to school/work/church or wherever I happen to be going. Anyway, the speed limit on this particular stretch of road is 25mph, and quite appropriately so. After all you can’t have crazy lunatics speeding through the neighborhood, especially during [...]

I was driving down Roberts Road minding my own business, when all of a sudden, this asian chick appeared out of nowhere. At first she appeared to be your average, ordinary, every-day person. But as I drew nearer I saw the most odd of oddities clinging to her face: a SARS mask. No joke. She [...]