Okay to tell you the truth, I think that Saint Patrick’s Day is the stupidest holiday ever contrived that’s actually celebrated. Other stupid holidays that never are celebrated, but are created by extremely bored people include:
1.) Put zuchinni on your neighbor’s doorstep day: July 12th
2.) Lost Sock Remembrance Day (Support the victims of evil washing [...]

I can’t believe how selfish and immature old people can be. Old people are the worst! I’m formulating a hypothesis which states that the older you get, the more perfect you think you are, and therefore the less perfect you think everyone around you is. That’s why so many old people think they have the [...]

Prejudice Shown Toward the Disabled
A local school recently added a sign to its outer walls proclaiming its maligned sentiments toward the handicapped.
Neither the school’s principal nor any staff members were available for comment this morning between 1:00 and 2:47a.m.
“I think it’s an outrage,” said one graduate, who attended the school last year. “Disabled people should [...]

I can’t wait till I get really old and decrepit. I know it sounds pretty sick, but I’ve been studying old people for several years and have decided to go into my senileness unprecedented by any other old fogies. There are a couple steps I must take before I get old, however, so that I [...]