Impinging on boredom, my best friend and I decided to stop wasting time and try to become pop culture icons. At first it seemed as easy as becoming a college sorority girl; all we had to do was send in a video to a company and SHABAM - we would become cultural icons.
So we started [...]

I called up some of my homies to chill, but they were all like “yeah right!” So I went over to Burke Lake for some disc golf practice. If you don’t know what disc golf is, it’s the most phattiest sport in the neighborhood. You take these round, flat objects, called “discs,” and throw them [...]

I was listening to my favorite talk radio station the other day, and the subject of reparitions for slavery came up. One person on the air, who happened to be an African American (surprise), said that if the government gave each black person $100,000 they’d all shut up about slavery and never bring it up [...]

The average person can go about their daily routine and avoid looking like a gigantic freak of nature. I’m not so lucky.
I pulled into my parking space on campus and got out of my car, having just arrived from work on my way to class. As I crossed the street I noticed that a tall, [...]

FCC Proposes “No Sex Without Violence” Legislation
In a landmark decision following controversy over its recent crackdown on indecency in the media, the Federal Communications Commission has proposed a compromise which will “clear the airwaves” of any disputes over content on television or radio.
“We live in a violent world,” FCC commissioner Michael J. Copps stated to [...]

I was sifting through some cds during my stint at the radio station and came across a beloved childhood character, Tiny Tim. If you are unfamiliar with Tiny Tim he’s not a character in any Dickens novel, but a flashy redheaded carnie who enjoyed popularity from his songs “Tip Toe through the Tulips”, “I Love [...]

I swore to myself that I would never say it, but what are kids learning these days? I was browsing through the up-and-coming television shows for children (yes sometimes I have no life) and became frightened greatly by the new developments in television programming. Evidently the creators of Teletubbies have created a new show that [...]

There is no other explanation for the fact that I’ve lost all motivation to do anything school-related; I have come to a point of no return. Senioritis is the equivalent of Alzheimer’s disease for the college student. I wish I could say that was an exaggeration, but it’s not.
Last Monday night was when the worst [...]

It’s a funny thing about the Library of Congress… they forgot to put BOOKS inside. Last weekend I visited the LOC with a friend; what we found would make a grown man want to pee his pants and become a terrorist. First he would become a terrorist, because all terrorists are bed-wetters. Then every night [...]