Fathers - with the cold season upon us, a post-holiday vacation to somewhere warm and sunny can be just the thing to melt away those winter blues. But the commercials you see on TV about places like the Bahamas, Puerto Rico and Florida fail to address one important issue: what if you didn’t get what [...]

Dang flabbit, people are so superficial it makes me want to shotgun them in the face, all the time. Just the other day I was looking around online for pictures of aborted fetuses when I came upon some generic, boneheaded site about “Reasons Why I Love You.”
One of them was something really homosexual like “I [...]

Converting Vegetarians [swf] (~1.5MB)

Thanks to a German trance group called Infected Mushroom, this Flash piece has allowed vegetarians worldwide to see the error of their ways.

I think we can all agree that since the introduction of the minivan, it has been nothing but a plague upon our society. Now you can throw out the owner’s manual that came with your minivan (you know, the brand fricking new one in your glove box that you’ve never touched). I’ve written a new [...]

Attention Women!
Ever have trouble deciding whether to keep him or dump him after the first date?
Here is a simple checklist that you can use to help you make the decision more easily. In order to properly assess the performance of your date, we recommend bringing along a pencil and clipboard, along with a few extra [...]