I’m not sure what kind of cool you think you are, but I personally have been waiting for years for a medium through which I can spew my personal information into cyberspace so anyone with half a brain and the ability to type can exploit me to the fullest.
Enter thefacebook.
Back in the good old days, [...]

Passover [mp3] (~900K)

Some chick impersonating a Jewish woman leaves a scathing answering machine message.

Nuggets [mp3] (~1.4MB)

Drunk guy leaves a message and randomly starts talking about chicken nuggets.

donkey [wmv] (~7MB)

Stunts, pranks, diapers, and lots more in this one.

Freedom [wmv] (~10MB)

A hilarious music video for one of the cheesiest songs in the world.

Listen, I don’t want any of your stupid junk. Stop telling me what I need, if I ever want any of your worthless, over-priced merchandise I’ll find somewhere to get it cheaper. I’ve been listening to the radio and realize now that there is no such thing as a good commercial. The only decent ones [...]

Behind the Noise [mov] (~11MB)

This is the abridged (shortened) version of the classic “Behind the Music” spoof.