Archive for March, 2005

Easter Bunny Hates Job

Easter Bunny Bored Out of Mind
Sources close to the Easter Bunny say he is getting tired of “the same old hippity-hop routine every year.” True, all good things must come to an end, but to think that such a hero of modern holiday legend might consider retirement before the Pope is unheard of. Indeed the [...]

Iraqi Hunter

Iraqi Hunter [wmv] (~6.5MB)

U.S. troops on a night mission in Iraq blow a group of terrorists to shreds.

Gym Buddies to Avoid

As the weather warms and your wintery fatty acids begin to broil under the UV rays of God’s tanning lamp, young and old gather to fight the battle of the bulge. Now before you go join them in their clamber for a six pack, be warned: the type of people who like to pump themselves [...]

On my mother’s weekly Sunday trips to the nursing home to visit my grandma, I would often go along for the ride. One trip in particular stands out in my mind because of… her. We had barely reached the front desk after our visit when I saw her.
Long, flowing locks of graying hair cascaded down [...]