I just went to see the third episode of Star Wars the other day and I’ve decided I’m going to fall to the dark side of the Force. I’ve been a proponent of the Jedi way of life for a while, but I’m just not doing the special powers I need. The way I see [...]

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More stunts, more pranks, and yes… more diapers.

I feel the need to share my thoughts on a tragic and unfortunate event which transpired recently: the marriage of pasty-white actress/ghoul Renee Zellweger to grossly over-rated country music star Kenny Chesney. What a disaster.
When I first heard the news, I lit my nose hair on fire and ran screaming off the third floor balcony [...]

For several reasons, but mostly out of sheer boredom and vain curiosity, I recently decided to conduct a scientific experiment by documenting the growth of my mustache.
I’ve never had a mustache before, but those who wear them tend to always be top-notch at life. Thus, I thought of a few examples of sweet dudes whose [...]