Archive for June, 2005

Accidental Shooting

A local man accidentally shot and killed his ex-wife Tuesday, law enforcement officials say.
Jacob Raymel says he was standing on a hill about 300 feet from his ex-wife’s home, looking around for his car, when the high-powered hunting rifle he was holding mis-fired.
“I had just bought the gun, and I was showing it to a [...]

Scope Is For Wussies

As usual, I was looking for a fresh new way in which to broaden my horizons, alter my life dramatically and change my whole outlook on being super great. Unfortunately that idea degenerated into buying Scope mouthwash instead of my usual brand the last time I was at the store. It turned out to be [...]

Better Than Ezra - 6/10/05

I saw BTE at Celebrate Fairfax, Fairfax County’s annual spring/summer festival. What a great 90’s band! Just listening to all their old radio hits from my teenage years brought tears to my eyes, a feeling of nostalgia to my heart, and a warm, tingly sensation to my loins. Just kidding about the loins part. If [...]

Pimpquest

PimpQuest [swf] (~715KB)

Our first Flash game, the title of which I think speaks for itself.

Now that my mustache is fully grown, I have become truly spectacular in every way. My dastardly plan to become all-powerful through facial hair is nearly complete.
During my research, I have discovered startling evidence that mustaches exist. The image at right is an original, unaltered frame from the internationally acclaimed smash hit movie “Titanic.” It [...]

A Deadly Encounter

It’s no secret that I like dressing in women’s clothing. At least now it’s not. But you can’t wear a bra out in public if you’re a man, so on Memorial Day I put on normal clothes and went to the National Zoo with my girlfriend.
On the way there we got lost because I was [...]