I don’t like to make a habit of using my almighty influence to defame celebrities, but I am forced to make an exception in this case because of how exceptionally ugly Julia Stiles is. You could hit every branch during your fall from the top of a Roseanne Barr tree, get trampled by a herd [...]

I’d do well to marry myself a crazed, career-obsessed psychopath of a woman, whose blind determination to climb the corporate ladder to insurmountable success enables me to become a house-husband. The endless banter about the changing gender roles in our society has some weight to it. Well, I’m finally giving in.
These days, women want careers; [...]