So being the fanatical DC United fan I am(???), I went to the first pro soccer game I’ve ever been to, we got tickets with the support crews, squad, gang, fans, freaks, and nutcases. The next time I go I might sit back a few rows in the back… the seats were sweet we were [...]

It was a damp summer evening, and a dense fog lay heavily around my house. Actually it was inside my house rather than around it, and the fog was actually smoke billowing out of my oven. Cooking steak indoors is a feat not easily accomplished by mortal men, but I was determined to wait it [...]