Most video games just get boring after awhile. I really don’t have a high tolerance when it comes to my attention span for them; usually I just want to sit back and blow stuff up or shoot things or hack them to bits for awhile without having to worry about dumb crap like “extra lives” [...]

Wow, I never knew girls liked lollipops so much. Never thought I’d care about Myspace this much either, but it’s really getting to be lame these days. Every time I get on now I’m bombarded with videos of half-naked chicks eating lollipops, friend requested by bogus profiles of other half-naked chicks, and messaged by fake [...]

Another amazing Anberlin show at the 9:30 Club. This time Bayside opened up for them (two other bands, Jonezetta and Meg + Dia played too, but we didn’t get there until after their sets). Bayside is a pretty good band and I thought they played well, but you just can’t compare to Anberlin for a [...]

My Cooking Show! [wmv] (~15MB)

Chef Kurazee teaches us how to prepare his signature dish, Kung Fu Surprise.

Saturday morning breakfast is pretty much like the highlight of my entire week. Usually it’s either bacon and eggs or a tasty beef and cheese omelette, maybe some sausage every now and then. But whatever I’m eating, it involves eggs. Now maybe when you go to the store and buy eggs, you really don’t even [...]

Lately I’ve been thinking about what would be the most heinous way for the world to end, but I can’t think of anything cooler and more realistic than a nuclear apocalypse. Maybe like if a bunch of things happened at once like a super-gnarly disease that makes people’s eyeballs pop out of their heads and [...]

Sweet ba-goodness, I love Medal of Honor games. It’s now been over two years since I wrote the review of MOH: Frontline with a promise for an upcoming review of MOH: Rising Sun. Well, unfortunately my Frontline disc was lost or stolen, which I’m still bitter about, so I need to go re-buy that game [...]

The Sasquatch Hunter [youtube] (~?MB)

Bryce Taylor journeys deep into the wilds to observe the elusive Sasquatch.

Middle-Earth Mayhem: Part I [wmv] (~7MB)

Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli face grave danger and gut-wrenching peril.

Forgiveness, or Escape? [wmv] (~8MB)

Long car rides can be boring. It’s a good thing they invented emo music.

Nothing To Do [wmv] (~10MB)

Some crazy kids go on a mission - a mission to fight apathy.

Plain White Rapper [wmv] (~6MB)

A rap music video shot completely in night vision. Cause that’s how I roll.

After many moons, the long-awaited and highly anticipated third part of the “Growing Out the ‘Stache” series is here. Well, I’m not sure about the “awaited” or the “anticipated” part. But it sure is long, and I definitely must’ve been high when I thought of the idea. Anyway, this is all about great big mustachios [...]

Two of the most ravishingly good-looking musicians I’ve ever laid eyes on, John Mayer and Sheryl Crow came to Nissan Pavilion on the Sunday evening before Labor Day. It looked like John Mayer would be the headliner (the guy who plays last), but in a startling turn of events he came out on stage just [...]

This past summer I decided that rather than continuing to live in the Unholy Fires of Hell any longer, I would need to have my broken air conditioning system replaced. Quite an expense, I can assure you - and thus, I have begun my search for a gig on the side to help pay off [...]

It was a damp summer evening, and a dense fog lay heavily around my house. Actually it was inside my house rather than around it, and the fog was actually smoke billowing out of my oven. Cooking steak indoors is a feat not easily accomplished by mortal men, but I was determined to wait it [...]

The house was packed at the 9:30 Club on a Monday night as the Tooth and Nail tour came through town. Anberlin played second-to-last, just before co-headliners Emery and after three other bands: The Fold, The Classic Crime, and Jonezetta. The show was longer than crap with five bands each having between thirty minutes and [...]

Preamble:The following discourse has nothing to do with bitterness or resentment toward women; it is a straight-forward statement of observation. 1The behavior of the female species is at best inexplicable, random, and overly emotional. 2Their convoluted emotional mechanisms make them completely incapable of actually knowing what they want for sure at any given time. 3They [...]

Terror Alert! [jpg] (~33KB)

This is one way to tell.

Redneck Hurricane Surivival Kit [jpg] (~450KB)

Here’s everything you need.

Pickup House [jpg] (~121KB)

This is what happens when you let blind people drive.

Heinz Soup Commercial [wmv] (~383KB)

Ah, how true that is. I guess…

IBC Commercial 2 [wmv] (~1MB)

Very funny stuff.

IBC Commercial 1 [wmv] (~2MB)

Hilarious.

I don’t like to make a habit of using my almighty influence to defame celebrities, but I am forced to make an exception in this case because of how exceptionally ugly Julia Stiles is. You could hit every branch during your fall from the top of a Roseanne Barr tree, get trampled by a herd [...]