For thousands of years mankind has been plagued by famine, disease, and war. It has been widely speculated that many of the disasters that have befallen us as a race have been due to such sins as greed and lust. But take a second to stop and think about dancing. Every bit as dangerous as [...]

Preamble:The following discourse has nothing to do with bitterness or resentment toward males; it is a straight-forward statement of observation. Please understand this is a generalization. Stereotypes about men exist for the same reason that many other stereotypes exist: because they are mostly true. This piece has been assembled for the benefit of both women [...]

These elements are by no means the only things in good movies, but they are all things that great movies include.
10. Getting Away With Murder
The good guy in movies is always allowed to shoot, maim, mangle, or lay the smack down on anyone they want, but the bad guy gets thrown in jail for it. [...]

Lately I’ve been thinking about what would be the most heinous way for the world to end, but I can’t think of anything cooler and more realistic than a nuclear apocalypse. Maybe like if a bunch of things happened at once like a super-gnarly disease that makes people’s eyeballs pop out of their heads and [...]

Preamble:The following discourse has nothing to do with bitterness or resentment toward women; it is a straight-forward statement of observation. 1The behavior of the female species is at best inexplicable, random, and overly emotional. 2Their convoluted emotional mechanisms make them completely incapable of actually knowing what they want for sure at any given time. 3They [...]

I think we can all agree that since the introduction of the minivan, it has been nothing but a plague upon our society. Now you can throw out the owner’s manual that came with your minivan (you know, the brand fricking new one in your glove box that you’ve never touched). I’ve written a new [...]

Attention Women!
Ever have trouble deciding whether to keep him or dump him after the first date?
Here is a simple checklist that you can use to help you make the decision more easily. In order to properly assess the performance of your date, we recommend bringing along a pencil and clipboard, along with a few extra [...]

It seems like the hot topic nowadays is the ban on smoking. Ireland has done it, Washington, D.C. is doing it, and I’m sure there will be more locales to follow. Fact is, both Ireland and D.C. have something in common. They each pulled out a giant can of “go give yourself cancer somewhere else” [...]

College Should Be Called “A Bunch of Work For Nothing”
Have you ever thought about what makes college suck so much? What really makes professors so ornery? Most likely it’s the fact that all teachers are a failed attempt at something else. Speaking of professors, they all suck. To quote Jack Black from the top of [...]

Somewhat enthusiastically I decided to sign up for an introductory course in political science at the beginning of this semester after hearing that I was required to take a social studies elective. Out of the three social studies options including psychology, sociology, and political science, I had already taken an advanced psychology course in high [...]