I was driving down Roberts Road minding my own business, when all of a sudden, this asian chick appeared out of nowhere. At first she appeared to be your average, ordinary, every-day person. But as I drew nearer I saw the most odd of oddities clinging to her face: a SARS mask. No joke. She looked like she was about to perform surgery. Either that or she had some hideous deformity on her face. I don’t know, she looked pretty hot from where I was sitting. Of course she could have been wearing it because of the weather… but it’s not even that cold out. Idiot. If you can think of a good reason to incorporate a surgical mask into a modern, fashionable ensemble, let me know. They could be the next big thing and I’m missing out on the latest trend but had no idea.